Sometimes when I go to bed
and my mommy turns out the light
My bed turns into a pirate ship
and I sail into the night, singing...

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YO HO HO and a bottle of POP!
It's a pirate's life for me
My sheets are sails
My pillows are whales
and my teddy is Mr. Smee

Captain Hook, that naughty old crook
came sailing next to me
The last man alive who gave him five
ended up with three

He said, 'You'll come with me, young friend!'
And he cracked an evil smile
I said I'd come if I could bring
my nice pet crocodile